Showing posts with label Obama Syria objective. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Obama Promises Syria Strike Will Have No Objective

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— originally published in The New Yorker

Attempting to quell criticism of his proposal for a limited military mission in Syria, President Obama floated a more modest strategy today, saying that any U.S. action in Syria would have “no objective whatsoever.”

“Let me be clear,” he said in an interview on CNN. “Our goal will not be to effect rĂ©gime change, or alter the balance of power in Syria, or bring the civil war there to an end. We will simply do something random there for one or two days and then leave.”